Chris Ward-Johnson (a.k.a. Dr. Keyboard)
Chris learned about ethics and celebrities during his gutterpress tabloid journalist days with Today, the Express, Sunday Mirror and Mail on Sunday, and now has none of one and loathes the other. He also wrote for Punch magazine when it was still funny and set up two international news/features showbusiness agencies. He holds the (now unbeatble) record for libel damages awarded against Today newspaper, and has snuggled up on the sofa with Arnie, Bruce, Sly, Babs (Taylor Bradford), Elle, Su Pollard and more. Now he specialises in computing and IT for the Times and doesn't have to listen to whining celebrities, just whining geeks, and when he interviews people like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs he treats them as badly as once did Rod Stewart. Chris now lives in the South of France where, even when the sun doesn't shine, the wine is still £2.50 a gallon.